I have found possibly the best piece of exercise equipment ever:
But what is this device for I can hear you mentally ask yourselves. I know some of you actually said that out loud.
It could well be the answer to the modern plague of obesity.
There are one or two drawbacks to this equipment.
It doesn’t work unless you have a willing co-exerciser, taht is pretty much a given unfortunately.
How this would work solo I’m not sure.
So tell us more I hear you say, well, I think the manufacturers have done far better in preparing diagrams and designing exercises than I ever could, so the following pictures demonstrate it’s many potential uses:
BLISS BOX.
Give her the full treatment. A rock-hard shaft and a pair of loving hands at the same time render a potent, soothing climax. Position next to a bed or other firm support for his comfort.
FLEXER.
Nothing beats a slow, sensual flexing. One of the easiest, most pleasant position that can give you The Gravitizer. Alternate with the Trot, or reverse directions for more intimacy – the Flexer can be done facing either way. Always place legs through The Gravitizer as shown to prevent tipping.
HAMMER.
Extra control for her, with an exotic clamping action on the upstroke. Have her grip the sides and pull down for greater penetration. You can use towels and pillows for more comfortable ride.
SHAFTER.
Extra control and authority for a position that demands a strong performance. Have him go “hands-only” for a more athletic position – just curl legs
TROT.
The classic Gravitizer position that satisfies every time. The convex saddle shape gently compresses her anatomy into a velvet vice – a unique sensation no other toy can give – rendering extra stimulation and pleasure for both partners. Alternate with Flexing for a ride that’s got energy and nuance
I do feel that this piece of equipment is something that I could actively encourage Mrs Zilla to use on a regular basis!